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    21 hours ago

    My record is almost 8 hours friend.

    You (or your partner) need to get good. Or maybe don’t because I was fucking sore after that one, it wasn’t really worth it.

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        18 hours ago

        I have two pieces of sage wisdom friend:

        1. You will spend countless hours of your life fucking. If you ever get the least bit bored, you’re doing life wrong. There is a truly infinite number of ways to accomplish the task at hand.

        2. You have spent exactly 0 hours thus far fucking. Like all things in life, fucking is a skill. It takes practice to be good at it.

        But honestly I don’t really remember, it was several years ago now. I can say with certainty that we didn’t have many toys at the time, so it was 90% me, her, and her shitty dorm room.