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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

How do I make an investment plan from this data?

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How do I make an investment plan from this data?

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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    Say what your want about the guy, but he’s damn consistent.

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    ‘You won’t believe what happens in the year 2026.’

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      Puts on buffets age

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    Pshh. Looks overvalued. I would buy puts. It has to have a correction eventually.

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      I think it’ll level off eventually, but I don’t know about a “correction”

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    Line must go up

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    Everything this guy does goes to the moon I tell you!

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      Line go up

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        Though in this case, it’ll probably eventually go flat, assuming age gain stops at death.

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    This one is quintessential for a funny tech community.

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    Put all your moneys into becoming Warren Buffett’s heir.

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    How could I profit from his death? Just asking so I know to do the short position of whatever that is since he clearly will never die. I wonder if he’s like Dorian Grey except he dies if he goes red for 12 quarters or something like that?

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    Large if factual

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    Jesus. Save some for the rest of us bro

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    That sure is some consistent growth

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    no fucking way

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    Berkshire has been very public about his succession plan, and hyping his successor’s competence. Investors have long been concerned about what will happen when he inevitably dies.

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    Invest in red dildoes

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