Bullshit. I’ve seen atrocious crimes due to unauthorized immigration - crimes by the ICE organization against people assigned this label. I hope to see justice soon.

Bro you sound like a real life Seinfeld character. I feel like you need a crocheted sign in your loo that says “stand to piss, you get the dis” or “sit to pee, you’re alright with me”

I feel like flushing with my big ass covering the seat minimizes particle spray about as well. The sides of the seat are vented and probably allow more airflow than my ass. Also, what’s the proposed work flow here? Get up, put seat down flush, wait for agitation to stop and then lift seat up again to confirm everything went down? I can’t imagine many people do this.

How do you go about regulating this?

Probably only has two seashells.

It’s easy, look how brown this guy us and vote something else. These turds are way past making decisions based on platforms that might actually benefit them even when up against platforms that will clearly hurt them. The backbone (if you want to call it that) of the GOP is capitalizing on latent American racism.

I can empythize with this.

Consume

I also live next to that guy.

Yeah if you back too far it sucked. If you go to far toward the present it sucks too. Bell curve of performance which is not what I would have expected, but it’s what we got. Paid optimization has really fucked it.

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Will try it on the smoke alarms in my apartment, I hate it when those things beep.

Is this an actual option?

So it’s not as bad as Tylenol?

Is there a study to see if it helps with headache since I can’t take Tylenol anymore?

Welcome to 2026. Hope your cryo sleep was good. You will find that this kind of craziness is now pervasive.

It’s washable.

Damn. You are like a dark comic book superhero. Like the punisher but for electronics. “The Muter” sound good to you?

Edit: oh just read other comments, I like “The Muteilator”

Vibe waving.

How much would you estimate needs to be paid a month for worthwhile usenet access? As someone that doesn’t put up the sails often, Ive always assumed it wouldn’t be worth it.

This does not seem to be an isolated event. I have had something similar happen several times. It seems the more I talk about it the more attention I get and the attention feels good so I just keep talking about it.