Do you tell kids at magic shows that it’s not real magic too?

The end of days? Or a new color mtn dew? Can’t keep these straight.

Doing it cuz I want you to fart.

Spoiler alert bruh

You can search how to do this but it just ruins the magic of it.

Have you tried asking copilot??

Just put

This email generated by co-pilot, I probably didn’t even read it, FML.

As your default outlook sig.

Remember to activate your block user feature folks👍

Works for politicians.

Is sarcasm

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Will you share the handshake with us?

Marketing outstripping reality? Is that even allowed to happen? I hope nothing like that happens with the dick pills I just ordered.

If anyone could afford to fix a sign…

Even weirder than a gen Zer has a financial planner.

Surviving but not exactly thriving sadly.

You won’t trust me, but get out. Loss aversion is an incredibly powerful phenomenon that makes people make unrational choices and hold onto relationships that are not as fulfilling as alternative relationships could be. Sunk cost is another thing that keeps people together longer than they should too. The vast majority of people that do break out of relationships with these types of feelings end up only having regrets about not doing it sooner upon delayed retrospection.

Yeah but next time I have this exact same super specific issue I’m going to fuckin fly man.

Phuck Ahhf

Healthier??