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“I have been in the same room with Elon, and he always tries to be funny. And he’s not funny. Like, at all,” a senior Trump administration official told Rolling Stone. “He makes these jokes and little asides and smiles and then looks almost hurt if you don’t lap up his humor. I keep using the word ‘annoying’; a lot of people who have to deal with him do.”

Musk’s insufferable behavior has caused several high-ranking officials to walk out of important meetings and sincerely question if he was high on drugs, the publication reports, while Secretary of State Marco Rubio is said to be barely able to hide his immense dislike of the DOGE chief and State Department officials routinely call him “Crazy Uncle Elon” behind his back.

Other officials have suggested subjecting Musk to a mandatory drug test, which he has said is a “great idea” for federal employees, as a way to push him out of the door. The Tesla CEO has denied taking any illegal drugs, although numerous people claim to have witnessed him use LSD, cocaine, Ecstasy, and mushrooms behind closed doors, the Wall Street Journal reports.

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    I’ve never seen anybody put that much effort into a pun.

    Puns are never very funny. The best you can normally hope for is a small chuckle. And yet he went with a full, big, heavy prop for a tired pun.

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      And yet he went with a full, big, heavy prop for a tired pun.

      Never go full Carrot Top.

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        Even Carrot Top knew that prop comedy only works if you have a lot of small, light props that you go through quickly. Walking around with a heavy sink might get you as jacked as Carrot Top, but you’re not going to get the laughs.

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          True. Say what you will about prop comedy but Carrot Top didn’t get famous because he was bad at it.

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          I once saw some clip of a carrot top show and he did admittedly make me laugh. I do like puns though

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            Yeah I laughed when I first saw him too. I didn’t know we were supposed to dislike prop comedy at the time. I don’t hate the guy, I wish him continued success.

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              I remember seeing him for the first time a couple decades after having seen him during his '80s heyday. I was laughing my ass off at these hilarious Incredible Hulk fake arms he was wearing - and then I gradually started realizing that those were his real arms.

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        Someone posted a scene from Galaxy quest where the cast is experiencing turbulence.

        Everyone except Sam Rockwell. He is at a muuuch lower intensity level than the whole cast. Someone points it out.

        Someone dunks on the layup and says, “I guess Sam doesn’t rock well.”

        Also made me wonder if Sam did it on purpose. To set up a pun with his name.

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      Hey, I like puns! I think this one could have been very funny if the thing we were letting sink in was harmless, and not his acquisition of the world’s largest microblogging platform for the purpose of controlling public discourse.

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        Some people, a very very very very small subsection of the populace, have a talent for puns. The problem is, they make it look easy, and that makes EVERYONE think they can do it…

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      It’s not even a thing he thought of spontaneously. I remember around that time or a half year i. Advance a lot of his tweets were: contained let that sink in. He just couldn’t wait