Congrats.
Strange to have your first day on a weekend. Feels like they expect a bit too much out of their employees. Just as long as you’re not overworked into a zombie, I guess, a job is a job
Honestly, the attitude in this place is contagious!
Later…
“Stuck in the break room while they have lockdown drill. Been waiting for a while.”
Good meme, Wesker would approve.
“Oh shit. I forgot my cartoonishly oversized and intricately carved gemstone and now I can’t get inside my office. 😩”
Well done, son. I’m proud of you. Hell! We’re all proud of you and shit. Six years and $632,098 to get that Associate degree is now paying off.
Protip: the mandatory “health & safety” briefing is just so HR can cover their butts. Don’t bother wasting your time with it - you’re not going to need any of that don’t-run-with-safety-scissors stuff.
If you’re working alone and hear heavy footsteps coming towards you do not fear, find yourself the nearest “safe” room with a type-writer and they’ll leave you alone.
Except that one bit where it doesn’t…
Your job is to make ominous notes and scatter them throughout the facility.
