I think it’s mostly going to be useful for boilerplate generation, and effectiveness is going to vary wildly based on what language you’re using. JS or Python? It’ll probably do OK. Plenty of open source for it to “learn” from. Delphi? Forget it.

Brief experimentation showed it liked to bullshit if it was wrong, rather than fix things.

We need to write a sawng about how we don’t diddle kids.

You make a change. It doesn’t fix it.

You change it back. The code now works.

Yeah, but you still can’t explain monads.

It’s a neat idea, but I suspect there are just so many variables it will be as accurate as taking your temperature by sticking your finger up your arse and guessing…

Most savvy PC gamers will have a pretty good idea how well a given game will run on their rig already. If the game is old it’ll run well (providing it doesn’t crash due to oddities in really old games), and as long as it’s more powerful than a PS5 there should be at least some combination of settings that will let you run any new title.

TL;DR:

Welp, we’ve made all the money out of you suckers that we can. Fuck y’all.

It feels like it already is.

None if you want it to work on consumer hardware.

Now over to Colin Poppshed at the Gay Desk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OMdPj3HXMgQ

Much like football, 4chan benefits a lot from edited highlights.

You wanna pace yourself. You only get a bucket and half.

That’s all I got…

Dark Souls

Eventually went back to it after beating Bloodborne.

That is optimistic.

There doesn’t seem to be anything in the EU regulations about DRM on batteries, so there’s almost certainly going to be a chip on there with a code embedded in it.

New batteries available at just 90% of the price of a new console. Oh, sorry. You have the version 1.3 console, we only still make batteries for the 1.4 console and above.

Great, now we don’t even own the war, but we can wear a variety of silly hats!

That’s not true. A bodega is a corner store with a plexiglass container for staff because they’re in a shithole.

China, not Russia.

China got most of their oil from Venezuela and Iran. If they want any in the future they’ll have to play nicer with Trump, and promise not to take Taiwan.

Most Americans couldn’t locate it on a map in either case.

Many had a premium rate phone line, and it was just a tape so if you were stuck near the end you’d have to listen to the end and potentially pay many times the game’s cost.

Flipping between Tomb Raider Chronicles and Spiderman 2.