Two members of Elon Musk’s DOGE have been given accounts on classified networks that hold highly guarded details about America’s nuclear weapons, two independent sources tell NPR.
Luke Farritor, a 23-year-old former SpaceX intern, and Adam Ramada, a Miami-based venture capitalist, have had accounts on the computer systems for at least two weeks, according to the sources who also have access to the networks.
Prior to their work at DOGE, neither Farritor nor Ramada appear to have had experience with either nuclear weapons or handling classified information.
I trust 4chan with nukes more then Musk
nah, 4chan gets nukes and immediately someone from /b/ will attempt to an hero the entire world cause it’d be funny
like you can skip right past “we could be evil with this” and go to “we can be indifferently malicious to everyone everywhere forever and pull off the most legendary, species-ending shitpost”