• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish
    513·
    22 hours ago

    My brother in Christ, if this is sexual harassment, your are assaulting everyone who sees you leave the house.

      • D_C@lemm.ee
        8·
        16 hours ago

        Wait, I’ve crouched outside on many occasions, am I going to be arrested?

        I’ve also knelt down, is that also a sexual crime? I…I was just kneeling, officer.

    • Cypher@lemmy.world
      1547·
      22 hours ago

      your are

      You somehow managed to get it wrong in an even worse way than normal, I’m actually impressed.

      • Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world
        161·
        19 hours ago

        I’m not surprised you named yourself after the bald dickhead from The Matrix.

        Narc ass spell correcting butt mog hating nerd.

          • Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world
            33·
            18 hours ago

            It absolutely isn’t, if I had called that out originally you wouldn’t have responded with exactly what I expected.

            I love this.

            Did you wipe the cheeto dust off your fingers before cracking your knuckles for this reply?

            This is Lemmy, you fuckwit.

            The majority of us are turbo-nerd IT professionals. How the fuck did YOU get here?

            • Cypher@lemmy.world
              310·
              18 hours ago

              responded with exactly what I expected.

              Did I active your turbo-nerd trap card? Gonna jizz about it while looking at some gargoyle?

              For someone who is loving it you sure seem mad