• Dizzy Devil Ducky@lemm.ee
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    16 hours ago

    Imagine making fun of someone for riding a bike when you’re so fat that bikes would explode if you so much as touch them. Also, I’d be shocked if that cheeto even knew how to ride a bike.

    • Rose@slrpnk.net
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      1 hour ago

      Oh, most bicycles are sturdy enough to handle someone of Trump’s physique.

      However, if Trump tried to ride a bike, he’d likely just go real slow, wobble awkwardly a bit, then promptly veer into a ditch. He’s not very good at moving independently. Dude can barely walk up and down a ramp unassisted.

    • JeremyHuntQW12@lemmy.world
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      5 hours ago

      Trump believes in the theory that you have a set number of heartbeats ; the faster your heart beats the shorter your lifespan.

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      14 hours ago

      My grandfather loved going out on his bike when he was told he couldn’t drive any more. It was critical to his quality of life. What’s Trump got: just a once-superpower to grind into oblivion.