Can Jesus really shoot rays of emotion out of his belly like a common care bear?
From thier harts, man, come on😁
Nothing hurts more than the “Jesus cares” stare.
Care Bears are the truly biblically accurate angels confirmed
That’s the Dutch 🇳🇱 flag, not the French 🇫🇷 one
From Jesuis perspective, it’s le French.
I mean… it’s kinda both when you look at it 👀
Ohhh now it makes perfect sense
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Needs more baguette!
Thanks DALL-E
More baguette you say?
Well that’s fucking glorious.
Have another, Avengers: Baguette
I do have too much fun with this
Also he steals her child
Damn the Bible really is brutal
"Mercy! MERCY, please! Ahhhhh!
Mercy, s’il vous plaît… Mer… Merci. Merci beaucoup! hon hon hon hon!"
Luke 2:1-20
could be worse like making her american
Only the fallen one can work such evils.
JE SUIS JESUS
Je sus
american canadian
Je suce ma bite.
canadian american
I received a strong catholic education, the red and blue are symbols for the blood and water that came out from Jesus side when he was pierced by a Roman soldier, John 19:34
Instead, one of the soldiers pierced Jesus’ side with a spear, bringing a sudden flow of blood and water.
Wait, why was Jesus full of water? I thought humans are usually filled with blood.
Crucified people are forced into a stress position that’s likely to slowly fill your lungs with liquid; suffocation is one of the ways crucifixion killed, though getting tortured probably didn’t help.
Stabbing someone who’s crucified can release the liquid into their lungs, and if you stab them in the lung thst liquid can come out. I guess there’s also some kind of religious meaning to it these days, but draining liquid out of lungs is something that happens in hospitals to this day.
Of course the victim would need to be pretty close to death for the lung tissue to break down because of the lack of oxygen so the liquid can gather at the bottom, it’s not something that just happens. Then again, according to the bible, Jesus did walk quite a distance carrying the cross, so no doubt he was pretty close to death before they even put the first nails into him.
Firemen? That’s probably related…
I banish thy bad breath with the power of Colgate
Beat me to it
Depends on your perspective. To me it looks like he’s absorbing her soul. Time to feed I guess? Jesus, Harvester of Souls, sounds metal af
“Midnight Mass” on Netflix, I’m just saying…
He’s sucking the French outta them
He can suck the French outta me anytime. I do love long haired foreign twinks
TASTE THE RAINBOW, MOTHERFUCKER
Jesus turning the girls gay.
He’s giving her a sign to just surrender already.
Je suis un ananas.
NoOn, ceux naille pas pawssible.
Looks more Dutch than French to me.
When you turn French you just stop caring about sins.
