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actionjbone@sh.itjust.works to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml ·
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How will I know if my child is the next messiah?

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How will I know if my child is the next messiah?

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    A strange man in a white robe will come at night to help deliver the baby

  • TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website
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    Is this your child ?

    • Rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world
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      This is obviously them in school trying to learn that “BLOODS” hand sign thing

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    Can they predict when they were born?

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    Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.

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    They’ll be more untidy than every other child on the planet except for one. They won’t be the messiest, but when compared to the third messiest child, they’ll be the next messier.

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    I would not assume anything. Just treat them extra special

  • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.net
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    Well, I guess if they’re a rough beast slouching towards Bethlehem, that’s an indication.

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    They will show you the truth.

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    Drop it off the balcony and see if it flies.

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