• shalafi@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    When I was dating, I laughingly told a girl I was “kinda redneck”.

    “Uh, exactly how redneck?”

    “I loathe Trump and don’t start me on January 6th. If that’s what you’re asking.”

    “Whew. Just checking.”

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      11 months ago

      I like huntin’, fishin’, farmin’, shootin’ the revenuers that try to bust my still and steal my 'shine, and I stand in solidarity with my fellow workers against the evils of capitalism.

      Is that sufficiently redneck?

      (I don’t actually like fishing; I think it’s boring, and I don’t like fish very much.)

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        11 months ago

        LOL, I’m on the water with my kayaks, canoe and little plastic boat, “Caught anything?”

        “Uh, no. Just stopping on sandbanks and drinking Keystones. Walking around the woods and such. Uh, how about you? Catch anything?”