Footfall nails this. Aliens show up and drop rocks on us from orbit. The reason we prevail is the only plot I’ve read that makes sense.

https://gemini.google.com/share/6d141b742a13

Note the URL. Straight from the source.

Started Grimm’s tales today. First story: A lady in waiting screws the princess out of her husband and takes her place. Once the king figures it out he asks the fraud how she would punish a person who did such a thing.

“Throw her in a box with a buncha nails pointing inwards and drag her happy ass behind two white horses until she’s fucking dead.”

(I’m paraphrasing.)

King: 10-4. I know you’re the fraud. Have fun with your recommended sentence.

his computer says you own a gun

The fuck are you even talking about?!

Motherfuckin’ bootleg fireworks!

See the Turtle! Ain’t he keen!

Solid explanation. I’d only add that I see the word in fiction used to describe Europeans and Americans as expats if they’ve been overseas for years and not even working. Seems to be people who eventually mean to return home.

Quit playing the the filters OP. We all know what that state really looks like. We’ve seen movies FFS!

https://imgur.com/a/uhAG6aS

I live in the flattest state in the union, Florida, and have never seen a view even close to that. Hell, even Oklahoma doesn’t get that flat. Kansas on the other hand…

Broken Bow Reservoir, very SE corner. When I was there in '90 it was the clearest man-made reservoir in the US. Stunning geography, nothing like the rest of the state.

Damn! I guessed the other side.

Can we get The Black Sun while we’re at it?

Look here dude, we still doing “no nut November” or what?! Why must you tempt me?!

What toxins we talking about? I’m always wary of that word as I’ve mostly seen it used by middle-aged white girls who flunked science class.

But it’s a serious question! Exactly what toxins?

It’s called “growing up”.

Pointed out last night that a sexually active 17-yo isn’t anything like a “child” or “kid”. Got buried. She also started an OF site at 18. Magically crossed a calendar date and went from “child” to “full grown woman who can do whatever the fuck she pleases”. Weird how that works. In any case, I’m glad she did as she pleased and finally testified.

Been following Gaetz because he was my Congressman. Simple history, he’s a rich frat boy that got lucky. Should have never hit the national stage when he did, or ever. Explains much. My god, he was showing nudies around the House floor!

NONE of that changes the fact that he’s guilty as fuck of all the charges leveled at him. Or at least I think so, barring a court date or the release of the House investigation. But facts are dead around here, he’s a “child fucker”. Whatever.

Nobody gave a shit but a handful of people in left-wing forums like this. And I doubt any stayed home or voted Trump over it.

Yeah, it was a light joke.

They still have the dinner, Trump just doesn’t go.

Uh, no:

“The man in black fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed.”