Doesn’t have to be alcoholic, just whatever really slakes your thirst
Water top tier
Nah, fish piss in it
Fish fuck* in it.
Water water water all day every day & nothing else appeals to me & nothing else will satisfy me.
Dork

Except too much water causes nausea and headaches!
I just don’t get this. I wish I did. I do try to make myself drink water daily, but I could definitely drink more of it.
I just can’t see how it’s anyone’s favorite. It’s like the most boring of any beverage. It’s like taking medicine, I do it because I have to, not because I want to.
It’s nothing special but it’s always there for you. It’s like the one that’s been waiting while you’ve chased after other beverages and had your heart broken, and then you realize it was the one all along. tl;dr you friendzoned water
Everything else except water is literally dehydrating. Water quenches my thirst. I’ve had a massive water drinking daily habit for 30 years.
Any drink with water in it is hydrating. There are no drinks without water. All drinks hydrate, even coffee.
Brawndo. It mutilates my thirst and, as a bonus, it’s got what plants crave.
Topo Chico
Sparkling topo Chico is the best sparkling water hands down
Water
Flavored sparkling waters. My kingdom for a La Croix.
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
Beer. I love it.
Non-alcoholic, then probably the tropical pop from Aldi.
Is it like Tahitian treat? I love Tahitian treat!
One (double) cup of coffee with some stevia, black. Fiber. Water. Water. Water. Water. Water. Fiber. Water. Water. Kratom. Half of a Zero Sugar Peach Snapple. Water. Milk. Fin. Literally every day.
I’m a fucking snob so I spend way too much money on expensive single malts and gyokuro green tea.
Coffee.
Guiness 0
Apple juice has been hitting good for me recently
Chicago tapwater
Ice water. Always.
I also really love orange juice and most cherry flavored sodas, both artificial and natural.













