King@blackneon.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoMy Religioni.redd.itimagemessage-square57linkfedilinkarrow-up1676arrow-down19
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minus-squareAeao@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 months agoWhenever I tell people I don’t drink tea or coffee because of my religion the conversation goes like this “Your Mormon?!” “Not really, not so much anymore” “So why don’t you drink it now?!” “Because it’s gross. It’s an acquired taste I never acquired “ “How do you wake up then?” “Cocaine” Edit: I don’t like the taste of cocaine either but I love how it smells.
Whenever I tell people I don’t drink tea or coffee because of my religion the conversation goes like this
“Your Mormon?!”
“Not really, not so much anymore”
“So why don’t you drink it now?!”
“Because it’s gross. It’s an acquired taste I never acquired “
“How do you wake up then?”
“Cocaine”
Edit: I don’t like the taste of cocaine either but I love how it smells.