It goes inside the body 😉 .
Damn. Too slick for me.
Which hole?
Dealer’s choice.
Instructions unclear, pickle stuck in nostril.
They’re even textured for our pleasure…
Ewwww
There’s also smooth ones if you hate the texture that much.
Or for a different, more velvet-y feel, you could go with courgettes?
If this isn’t hitting the spot, there’s always eggplants, and if you’re feeling crazy, there’s a whole universe of pumpkins and squashes for the brave to explore.
Apparently my Wayne’s World reference was not well received
Instructions unclear, cucumber stuck in ceiling fan
An offering to the house spirit
They look like dicks.
Not the fast food kind
Green dicks with chickenpox.
The clue is in the name.
Barenziah won’t approve
Zukumber?
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Ah yes, the tried and true sex funny.
What on earth is that in the image?
Also, I loathe cucumber like no other food. It stinks and infects everything it is near.
I gather it is (or can be) a genetic thing. Either that or it’s objectively minging.
Cucumbers naturally produce very bitter compounds known as cucurbitacins. These cytotoxins are bred out of the cucumbers by hybridization but they can always re-occur in plants that were cross-pollinated (usually unintentionally). Perhaps at one point you ate a cucumber containing some and you now have strongly aversive reactions to them?
I have never eaten a cucumber, except accidentally when it’s in a salad or sandwich. The smell alone is enough. It’s overbearing.
Oh okay. That’s really interesting! I love cucumbers, both fresh and pickled! I like the smell too. Nice and fresh!
For my fellow Germans (in case you don’t know the video yet).
(Explanation: It’s a German language clip taken from an obscure TV station, apparently about health tips for women or something like that. The moderator talks about how beneficial it is to your health to “put a cucumber in your juicer first thing in the morning”, which makes the female guest laugh uncontrollably because of the unintended innuendo.)
