I promise to be more vibrant just as soon as I get a good night’s sleep.

The fact there there are foxes and other scavengers in every city in the world suggests that people do need to be reminded of that.

Like, umm, it’s lowkey y’know…

Killing them actually doesn’t work as they’re really good at breeding up to the level their ford sources can support. (Despite this, twats in red jackets like to ride around the UK countryside murdering them at weekends.)

This is why the article actually suggests not leaving food refuse bags out where scavengers can get to them.

No thanks to whoever mentioned “low key” being used as a filler word the other day, as now I’ll always notice it.

Really? I don’t have a credit card as the options on a visa are not that great.

About to go past a vape store so will see if it’s still open.

That’s what they want us to think.

In case the emus come back for another pop.

Because it’s hypocritical to denounce in public what you enjoy in private?

Ironically I had a “load page 2” button right after this post.

RIP Geelong

Have to say, I bet that would cost less if they just mounted it on the back of a Hilux.

One day we’ll catch them on film enjoying a Greggs sausage roll and the charade will be over.

Needs more skulls.

They should try weetabix if they think that’s tough.

It occurred to me that Biden was totally overshadowed by a panel of aged clerics nonstop interpreting religious scripture into law, as the republicans had stuffed the supreme court with their political appointees. And yet after two terms of Clinton and two of Obama you were supposed to believe that nothing could possibly have been engineered to stop that.

Particularly rough for him since Rod Hull died trying to fix the TV aerial.

It’s the Liberals, so I assume the hybrid bit is diesel/coal.

Classic meme but I hate that it doesn’t have separate trees for the truck and ute.