• Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone
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        2 months ago

        There’s this guy called Neil who has been washing car windows on the corner of hoddle and Victoria since I was in high school.

        Do note, Victoria Street is a heroin supermarket. Still is I imagine.

        The idea is that you should probs talk to someone around to find out who has the best deal/strongest gear that day. Neil knew everyone, so I usually asked him first.

        He said he could score for me and my mate.

        Now usually it’s insanity to give someone cash and wait for them to come back but Neil is a fucking icon of Victoria Street. And he’s skin and bones.

        Big surprise, he tried to rip us off.

        We ran around the area looking for him, asking everyone and of course, everyone knows Neil.

        We ended up chasing him up and down hoddle Street for about half an hour until he eventually fell over from exhaustion lol

        He gave us back our money.