• TheRealKuni@piefed.social
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    4 months ago

    When I worked at a restaurant we would occasionally play “America’s FAVORITE game show: DAUGHTER OR MISTRESS?”

      • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemmy.zip
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        4 months ago

        As a former Alabama resident(It was a free house, and I am not a wise woman), that “could be” isn’t needed. Same way it’s not “they could be on meth”, they’re from Alabama, they’re on meth.

      • Master@sh.itjust.works
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        4 months ago

        I dont think its a state issue. I mean half of the USA voted someone as president who we openly claimed he wanted to fuck his daughter and who privately did.

        So if you’re in the usa id probably get off that high horse…

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      4 months ago

      At dinner my husband and i often sit silently on our phones texting each other to play ‘What’s that relationship?’

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        4 months ago

        In restaurants. Not so much at home. Though i do have a friend whose husband left her for his step sister.

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        I’m reminded of a time I was on a business trip to visit a remote office, and I had dinner with a woman that I worked with. Both of us are married, to other people, who were not present. We must have given off the right vibes, though, because the server asked if we wanted separate checks at the end.

        Or maybe they thought the date had gone REALLY badly.

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      I worked at an ice cream place, and me and another coworker would offer to upgrade people’s orders for free* if they let us guess if they were married, had kids, how many, etc. I have no idea why we wanted to play this game, but people were always on board, we got some laughs out of it, people got more ice cream, it was a win/win.

        • Not my money, don’t care. The owners would later fire me when I threatened to report them for withholding paychecks after a freezer mishap. I got my $23.