“He said that ‘President Trump has been anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth’”, the NCO added.
“He said that ‘President Trump has been anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth’”, the NCO added.
point to sign:
“Causing armageddon by definition sends you straight to hell”
I hate these morons.
Setting up Catch-22’s seem to be in character for Yahweh, though.