this country is so fucking cool

  • meco03211@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Can you imagine that IT request?

    “In having trouble installing this app on my phone. It’s so my phone can be remotely monitored to make sure I’m not looking at porn.”

    “Could you just not try to look at porn on that phone?”

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      9 months ago

      “Sir, you have a federal government IT department. Which federal agency do you want to tell your family if you watch porn? Don’t worry they already monitor your personal devices too.”