FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agoFew adult men are killed by adult women.reddthat.comimagemessage-square112linkfedilinkarrow-up1347arrow-down169file-text
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minus-squareNSFW_Metal_Head@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up53arrow-down2·4 days agoI like to turn the shower on and fill the tub up and pretend I’m in a submarine that’s been hit
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·4 days agoRaise the periscope while still near the surface and hope that a friendly ship spots the feather first.
minus-squarefarngis_mcgiles@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 days agois the periscope your weiner?
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 days agoYes. Don’t ask about the 90° bend before the tip, it’s a long story that I haven’t made up yet.
minus-squareGodric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoI like to turn up the Bluetooth speaker and pretend I’m Stan Rogers performing in a smokey bar, using my showerbeer as a microphone. https://youtube.com/watch?v=OpKqdh1WmGY
minus-square5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down5·4 days agoThat’s a perfect metaphor for crying over „man hating feminists“.
I like to turn the shower on and fill the tub up and pretend I’m in a submarine that’s been hit
How do you plan your escape?
Raise the periscope while still near the surface and hope that a friendly ship spots the feather first.
is the periscope your weiner?
Yes. Don’t ask about the 90° bend before the tip, it’s a long story that I haven’t made up yet.
a tug maybe…
I like to turn up the Bluetooth speaker and pretend I’m Stan Rogers performing in a smokey bar, using my showerbeer as a microphone.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OpKqdh1WmGY
That’s a perfect metaphor for crying over „man hating feminists“.