called something different

Sugaring.

“Herring fart or Russian sub” is my second favorite underwater guessing game.

Scream (with audio track muted).

I’d have expected a few charges related to making a mustard agent on the street corner as well.

Hope those rentals come with mirrors.

I’m glad you’re asking this question, it’s about time.

The Khmer Rouge renamed the complex “Security Prison 21” (S-21) and construction began to adapt the prison for the inmates: the buildings were enclosed in electrified barbed wire, the classrooms converted into tiny prison and torture chambers, and all windows were covered with iron bars and barbed wire to prevent escapes and suicides.

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Someone who would support me if I was a nazi is no ally of mine.

Yeah but can you do selective electron beam melting with what comes out the other side? We’ve all got our own priorities.

They brought a stool over…

That makes sense, they’d have to supply it for a C-section but not a vaginal birth since all that pushing means the stool typically just shows up.

Anybody with a full bladder can write their name in the snow but once my plastic levels are high enough, I’ll be able to 3D print it.

I brought down all my department’s services to take a day off and blame it on Amazon. Next year when negotiating a raise/budget increase, I’ll point to this incident and take credit for migrating us off AWS after six months of in-person training classes (either in places I haven’t visited or would like to see again) and another six months of hard work in the office (napping in the server room).

2026 is looking pretty good already and I definitely won’t regret tempting fate by saying that.

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If you figure it out, you also need to use his services (with employee discount?) against your new boss and record the result.

Give the tram operator a high-vis vest for the invulnerability buff, a set of orange retractable belt stanchions to create an impermeable barrier for innocent passersby, and enough TNT to clear the obstruction. May need to mend the tracks a little depending on placement constraints but it’ll solve the problem at 69 hectometers per second.

This meowchine kills fascists.

They can bukkake him with ribbons and medals until he looks like a North Korean general, guy is still a corrupt braindead pedo and deserves no respect. I won’t complain about him supporting Ukraine to push (what’s left of) the Russians back to Russia though.

Yeah but only if they’re 23- and 40-year-old former illegal street racers.

We’re fucked and now it’s a matter of determining how much fuckeder we’re going to be.

Math class.