We are still ascending on the roller coaster of bullshit and the drop is going to suck.

I think you’re safe, you’re obviously not a banana.

Sounds a little like Resident Alien (if you omit the bananas and Sweden).

Belgrade has a bunch of Russians who suddenly had somewhere else to be a couple Februaries ago.

My foresight readies me for melee.

Staff it with rich fucks looking for relevence deep in that Musky sphincter and change it to “Department of Getting Eaten”. Efficiency accomplished.

Many come from neighboring countries among them, Mozambique and Zimbabwe and Lesotho.

Will these treatments involve mineral supplements applied externally at high speeds?

Middle finger(s) should do the trick.

Call him Bigmet (pronounced “big-meat”) for short.

That’s nice. Gaetz is still a kid-fucker.

That looks to me like defending a kid-fucker.

I remember something along the lines of supporting and defending the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic. If anything, her time in the military should bring her greater shame because she chose to break that oath on top of being a generally shitty person.

Was it because of the kid-fucking, Matt? I bet it was about the kid-fucking.

I’m worried that stupid is our best case scenario. For all we know, the rest are stupid plus a cattle prod to the junk so might as well stick with the one that isn’t currently zapping my balls.

Might be worth picking up some fire safety equipment if that might give you some peace of mind and reduce that barrier a little. Not talking about parking a shiny red fire truck in your driveway but a small kitchen fire extinguisher shouldn’t be too hard to come by. There are also stovetop extinguisher canisters that go off automatically when exposed to intense heat (fine for normal cooking but intended to be activated by an uncontrolled fire).

If you haven’t seen it already, I’d also recommend watching a video or two about how to control grease fires. Reading about it is one thing but seeing the demonstration of why not to use water really drives the point home. Scary for sure but the other side of it is that you learn how to handle one of the worst-case scenarios so it can be a confidence boost moving forward.

That one’s for chess moves.

In September 2024, Hvaldimir was found dead, apparently from a stick lodged in its body.

It’s too late, they already got him. Must’ve hit a tree on the way down.

I can’t wait until this catastrophic head injury stops making shit up and kills me already. That’s what’s going on, right?

Skip the preamble and lead with the last line, you’ve already won me over.