BC is burning, and I saw this post on Facebook.
Nah, climate change isn’t real.
Don’t worry, glorified golf course sprinklers will save us!
I know, this is jaded for a solar punk post, but we don’t need sprinkler defense - we need megacorps to stop producing 50% of global emissions


Just use even more water! Cover the entire region in sprinklers! Obviously we should be building more desalination plants because we have a coastline.
Depressingly close to suggestions I have actually heard too.