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minus-squarepulsewidth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up202·1 month agoMate how old is this meme, that’s ex-president Shinzo Abe and he’s been dead for 4 years.
minus-squareresipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up186·1 month agoHe’s been pretending to be dead for four years to avoid talking to Donald.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 month agoTurns out we are all dead inside, and the call was coming from inside the house.
minus-squaresmeenz@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoAnd the real journey was the awkward silences we had along the way
minus-squareMirshe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·30 days agoFaked getting doohickey’d just so he wouldn’t have to talk to that bag of shit.
minus-squarecannedtuna@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·1 month agoNah man, it’s brand new. See Shinzo Abe wanted so very little to talk to Trump he escaped to a whole different plane of existence.
minus-squareImgurRefugee114@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 month agoMy Next Life as a Reincarnated President in Another World Where I Don’t Have to Talk to Trump Vol. 1
minus-squareTRAHR@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoThe final episode is Trump dying and being reincarnated into Abes world.
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month ago… as his rival in a magical academy where rank is determined by monthly spellcasting tournaments
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·30 days agoTrump always “wins” because his stupid rambling keeps messing up others’ spells and their concentration. When he falls asleep mid-fight and loses, he whines around until he “wins”
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·30 days agoI think part of it too is because by some weird loophole, his sharts actually count as spells, and it tends to knock his opponents out immediately…
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoWith slimes. And catgirl assassins.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoMy Grandma So Gordo Make A Casa Roll
minus-squareKairos@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·30 days agoProbably first term. This has first term vibes.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·29 days agoThe 3D-Printer Virgin versus the Chad Doohickey
Mate how old is this meme, that’s ex-president Shinzo Abe and he’s been dead for 4 years.
He’s been pretending to be dead for four years to avoid talking to Donald.
Turns out we are all dead inside, and the call was coming from inside the house.
And the real journey was the awkward silences we had along the way
Faked getting doohickey’d just so he wouldn’t have to talk to that bag of shit.
Nah man, it’s brand new. See Shinzo Abe wanted so very little to talk to Trump he escaped to a whole different plane of existence.
My Next Life as a Reincarnated President in Another World Where I Don’t Have to Talk to Trump Vol. 1
The final episode is Trump dying and being reincarnated into Abes world.
… as his rival in a magical academy where rank is determined by monthly spellcasting tournaments
Trump always “wins” because his stupid rambling keeps messing up others’ spells and their concentration. When he falls asleep mid-fight and loses, he whines around until he “wins”
I think part of it too is because by some weird loophole, his sharts actually count as spells, and it tends to knock his opponents out immediately…
With slimes. And catgirl assassins.
My Grandma So Gordo Make A Casa Roll
Probably first term. This has first term vibes.
The 3D-Printer Virgin versus the Chad Doohickey