Go to school with one of them. Then get a job telling gossip to a tabloid.
How much does that pay/.?
The Prince who married an american hollywood actress really tarnished the brand.
I’d imagine networking is the biggest component (as with almost everything). That followed by writing and reading about Royals frequently.
I don’t know any royal experts, but I do know some royal pains in the ass.
I’m an expert at being a royal pain in the ass. 😤
Royal
First, you need a king. A real one, that is.
Kings aren’t real. They’re just a lie we tell each other.
Have the kind of money that allows you to be invited to royal events.
Dearest Gentle Reader, …
Ugh. Why would you want to?
Well they get on tv and stuff so they are probably getting a pretty good payday.
They probably do. I guess it’s up to you to decide how much your soul is worth when you sell it.
Personally, I reckon the only bigger parasite on society than the royal family are the people making a living talking about them, but you do you.
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