Mitchell McConnell is dead, until proven otherwise.

Save you a click: he’s dead Jim! Nothing much to report, really.

… [McConnell] hasn’t made a Senate vote since before [June 14], but a Senate Agriculture Committee meeting earlier this month did include a vote by proxy. The chair said he had spoken to McConnell about the farm bill and tried to vote on his behalf. It didn’t count.

he’s a meatball attached to a battery at best. no way he’s making remarks unless they’re counting corpse farts as speech

It’s not super comforting knowing that politicians can become brain dead and their day-to-day functioning in government doesn’t change at all.