slothrop @lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoMan who claims he spent 18 days in heaven says Jesus is a '6ft Mustang full of testosterone' | News Weird | Metro Newsmetro.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square158linkfedilinkarrow-up1484arrow-down117
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minus-squareIhaveCrabs111@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-224 hours agoYou are both wrong. My version of Jesus is right. Which means you’re both evil and are going to hell.
You are both wrong. My version of Jesus is right. Which means you’re both evil and are going to hell.