I like how Jesus or he really wants to fuck a mustang
Man wakes up from coma, figures out how to make bank on it.
Then he woke up on sticky sheets.
This is not meant to be criticism, but I think this guy has been repressing something for a long time…
His love for horses, Hispanic first names, and human biology?
Is he talking about the horse…or the car?
He must be Dothraki. He met “the stallion who mounts the world”.
Why did he get a platform lol
Vroom vroom
Why this is published? Today the more nonsesnse you say, the more chance to go public. Like “God exist” or “I was in Heaven” or “Jesus died and resurected” or “God tell me stories and I write them”.
Wait a minute, I spent 20 days in heaven and jesus was a short Chinese guy with glasses who was nervous around women. This guy is lying.
You are both wrong. My version of Jesus is right. Which means you’re both evil and are going to hell.
Well somebody is suppressing their sexuality.
Sounds homoerotic, but OK.
Maybe “heaven” was spending 18 days with a Latin American lover called Jesus.
i thought he looked like this
The impact cracked the then 20-year-old’s skull, causing a traumatic brain injury.
Fox News is like, “brain damage?! Bring him on!!”
Seriously, how dumb are Americans? It astounds me daily for some reason. How convenient that “heaven” is just like that fantasy novel that you’ve internalized and convinced yourself is actual history? I’ll file this with the people that have conversations with god
Someone with brain damage is a few steps above their usual guests
This reads like some very iffy fan fiction.
*Yiffy
Written by Hegesth.
NO WEIRDOS, BEARDOES, OR WOMEN, ONLY STRONG, HOT, MUSCULAR, DTF MEN.
AND DISCREET
That always makes me laugh. Discreet? Oh you mean I can’t publish your name in my weekly zine? Damn!
Discreet is basically always code for I’m cheating on my wife.
Right? Apparently hallucinating in a coma that Jesus’s manly body is the only reality will get you on Fix News.
only if it’s the right jesus. my sil hallucinated a different jesus and never got a book written about her. was pissed off about it until the day she died. i kept telling her she needed to write it herself, but nope! too much work.
Can we hear about this different Jesus? It sounds interesting. Don’t meant to pry if it’s a sensitive topic, though.
It was just mormon Jesus. Nothing special. No eye lasers.
Aww the eye lasers are the best part.
The edgy atheist in me wants to say “so add it to the Bible.”
