slothrop @lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoMan who claims he spent 18 days in heaven says Jesus is a '6ft Mustang full of testosterone' | News Weird | Metro Newsmetro.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square158linkfedilinkarrow-up1484arrow-down117
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minus-squaresolidheron@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 hours agoI like how Jesus or he really wants to fuck a mustang
I like how Jesus or he really wants to fuck a mustang