• KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org
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    10 hours ago

    There’s a strip of loonies, crazies, and idiots that runs south from the north pole down through Alberta then through Montana, Idaho, Wyoming, Utah, and Arizona and then peters out in the ocean around Baja Ca.

    Complete fucking lunatics by most sane standards. Puppy shooters. Goddists. (goddists aplenty I tell you - there are some weird ones.

    “want to be free”…? of what? having a nice country to live in? Having shit to do that pays the bills? What the fuck? Tell me, what is the carrot they’re dangling that says “take Alberta away from the people and give it to the corporations”.

    Seriously? What the actual fuck is the matter with you people ? Too much moose juice?

    Having your government side with fascists is not a good idea.

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    11 hours ago

    I oppose Alberta separatism primarily because of the border gore it would create. Like yeah sure there are plenty of other reasons why it would suck, but the Canada-US border is pretty stupid as it is and this would make it 1000x worse.

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    18 hours ago

    As an American it was always somewhat puzzling to understand the deeper drivers of cultural differences between the Canadian provinces having never been anywhere but BC and briefly, but the book “On Oil” is a great recent history of the spread of oil culture and money in Alberta, the Texas influences and ties there and helps frame why so much money and media influence is being welded against Canadian values and democracy right now.

    It’s short and incredibly informative. https://www.biblioasis.com/shop/new-releases/on-oil/

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      9 hours ago

      Ill paint a picture:

      Lots of cattle farming in Alberta too, so there isn’t a lot of new age thinkers there who care about factory farming pollution of water systems, and that all that farm land could feed more people, and the terrible conditions animals live in.

      So when I’ve gone on work trips all the food places at hotels and events are all beef/rib products and fries. Finding a salad or some vegetarian protien is difficult.

      I went on a two-three day work trip and lost 5lbs from lack of food choices.

      Talking to them is like being in Hicksville, with lifted smokey diesel trucks, etc.

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        7 hours ago

        I’ve had the pleasure of talking to Newfies on occasion despite being Californian, I legit didn’t realize their accent is hard for some folks to understand. Probably has to do with me speaking a weird amalgam hick accent though.

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        18 hours ago

        “English speaking”.

        /S

        Sorry, transplanted Nova Scotian in Ontario. I love Newfoundlanders. I just can’t understand them when they get drunk and start talking to each other.

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          18 hours ago

          Used to work with an Irishman in Vancouver. We were drinking in a bar by site after work on a Friday and I had to stop him from starting a fight with a group of 6 Newfs because he thought they were making fun of him.
          We ended up having a good laugh with them about it after he’d chilled out, but it was touch and go for a minute there…

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          I was at the bar with my Uncle when we were talking to a Newfoundlander and non-Newfoundlander. The non-Newfoundlander was amazed my Uncle could understand the Newfoundlander.

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          18 hours ago

          They were the last region added to Canada and some of them were horrified that Nova Scotia wasn’t as loyal to the crown.

          • 🇨🇦GreenBeard🇨🇦@lemmy.ca
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            17 hours ago

            Fun fact, the root word of “Viking” in old norse is “vík” which means a bay or inlet. The literal translation of the word Viking then is “Bayman”, which if you know Newfies well, is a term they are very familiar with. A thousand years and the meaning of the term hasn’t really changed that much.

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    15 hours ago

    It would be so funny if Alberta successfully exited Canada to lose all of those Canadian perks, like nationalized healthcare. Welcome to the free market baby.

    The face Americans make at them after Albertans get a 100K hospital bill after losing socialized medicine:

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      9 hours ago

      It is however literally impossible to have happen, Alberta is not their land, it is treaty 6 land.

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        9 hours ago

        That is just not true… 😆

        It’s 6,7 and 8

        And a teeny bit 4 and 10

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      14 hours ago

      The regional management of the province of Alberta seems to be privatizing as much healthcare as possible, and as quickly as possible. An american “ha ha” style healthcare is already their goal, and the people voting for them don’t seem to understand the notion of Finding Out.

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      12 hours ago

      I’ve heard it described as the Texas of Canada, so… Texas may not be know for cousin fucking, but we sure as shit have dipshit rednecks coming out of our ears.

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          Not sure if you’re joking but Edmonton is a very liberal city. Calgary as well but has more finance/oil bros. The plentiful rural zones are where the cousin fucking dimwits are located

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    Ah, not to worry. I predict the current referendum vote is to go 40% / 30% / 30% for ‘No further referendum’ / ‘Referendum to go’ / ‘referendum to stay’ respectively, which our premier will say ‘Oh, looks like 60% of folks want some form of further referendum’, so they can drag this out for another few years while we all grow even more furious about it. Then they’ll have another referendum and then finally find out that the majority of people would actually rather stay in Canada, or, more likely, further manoeuvring to keep the whole thing dragging out for all time - more time for the UPC to use our own money to feed us lies and propaganda.

    It seems like the perfect issue to keep us all angry and give her leverage to get gifts and hall passes from the feds. I think the main threats to her are the separatists inside her party ousting her, or another provincial conservative party popping up to split the vote. I don’t think either are putting her at significant risk though.

    I will continue to hope otherwise.

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      6 hours ago

      Considering the ballot questions are public and binary (yes/no), I’d be pretty fucking shocked to see a result that included the completely fictitious 3-way option you describe.

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      Yah all polls regarding Alberta separatistm almost alway come out as 75% to outright stay in Canada, whatever tactics they’re using to try and minipulate people aren’t working, especially since America has become such and obvious dumpster fire.

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    18 hours ago

    And Albertans think the US would give two shits what Alberta wants over remaining in Canada? 😂

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    16 hours ago

    Bootlickers don’t understand that they hate the bootlickers as much as the non-bootlickers

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      No thanks I live near Vancouver you can keep your shitty Washington drivers on the interstate system thanks

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          Would be great if you seceded but with all due respect Americans have dragged Canada into their shitshow quite enough, already.

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      17 hours ago

      When you look at the geography and political identity of the US and Canada, its mildly surprising that this didn’t happen sooner.

      Not holding my breath, though. The ties that bind regions within a nation are ultimately far more about bureaucracy than culture or identity.

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        Do you mean the PNW and BC? THEN YES.

        I have more in common with BC than anywhere else in America. I’m tired of having my lot thrown in with red state shitholes.

        Secession is the democratic human right of self determination.

        About bureaucracy vs culture, this is a good example for the Donbass and Crimea. Crimea had been Russia for centuries, and was only associated with the Ukraine as a bureaucratic move by Khrushchev under the Soviet Union. The people are overwhelmingly ethnic Russian, and overwhelmingly support Russian annexation after the coup. They have very little in common with ethnic Ukrainian nationalists in Lviv.

        People have a right to exist, not nations. When they have no other choice then this makes them nothing more than serfs within neofeudal bondage.

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          I’m tired of having my lot thrown in with red state shitholes.

          Even “red” states tend to be a dichotomy of urban liberals and rural conservatives, or college educated liberals and service sector conservatives, or minority liberals and white conservatives. Some of the reddest counties in America are in New York and California. Some of the bluest are in Florida and Texas.

          Secession is the democratic human right of self determination.

          Secession from whom, by whom, through what political mechanism?

          If you live in a neighborhood and five of your next door neighbors are sovereign citizens, are you now in their country cause they took a vote during a BBQ you weren’t invited to?

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            I get what you’re saying, and it only brings up more reasons that our system is as outmoded as it is undemocratic. States are an archaic and arbitrary construct. Even though anyone would agree that one-person-one-vote is a fundamental democratic principle, we don’t have that. A Wyoming voter has SEVENTY TIMES more voting power in the Senate than a Californian. States vote on the national issues there, not people. States are no more people than corporations are.

            I don’t think there’d be much of a problem if we voted across the board, but we don’t, so state secession is the only option.

            All other avenues are closed within a system designed to not allow democracy, nevermind reform.

            How do you get states to abolish themselves?

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    7 hours ago

    I thought it was Ontario that wanted to exit Canada. Is that just old news now?

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    Technically, this still keeps Cascadia intact, which is the real long term goal.