Posting with shit in the toilet
FTFY
Apparently lemon juice is supposed to help, it has the enzyme you’re missing to help break down the lactose, I have no idea, I haven’t tried it, nor researched it, I may be sending you on a wild goose chase, or a wild poop chase, as the case may be…
If you triple commit for two weeks your body will adjust and start to digest lactose.
They make medicine you can take before you eat dairy, ya dingus!
Shitting is free
Which requires a level of planning I’ve never possessed when it comes to meals.
My friend showing up to my cheesesteak party without first informing me of his lactose intolerance.
I always say that for me, consuming dairy is a sin, and its punishment is severe and instant.
Edit; I fear no gods though. Only my guts.
This is me this morning after my wife made mashed potato for dinner. Ive had barely any carbs in months and then this morning it was like a solid log coming out requiring a midway flush so the work toilet wouldnt clog, then followed by soft post-shit clenching to tighten my anus back up
I can’t eat a whole slice of cheesecake without quite a bit of suffering, but I can eat half a slice and save the other half to eat the next day, and be fine.
Lactose intolerance will not take cheesecake away from me.
Sometimes it’s worth the pain.
You know that you can buy lactase enzyme to be able to digest lactose?
About 20 years ago I bought some and then read the directions. It said I had to plan ahead before deciding to eat dairy. I think it required taking an hour before. Given that my reaction is normally tolerable and I cannot be so unspotaneous, I gave up on that idea right away.
I tried that but it stopped working for me.
me too and I’m scared it’s allergies :(
Thankfully manufacturers label when something contains dairy.
Buy enzymes that help you break down the enzyme tablets better.
That just sounds like an endless enzyme arms war leading to eventually not being able to consume anything BUT enzyme supplements.
They don’t work all that well for me.
I’m allergic to milk, so similar thing, but:
At least you figured out what causes your issue. I still haven’t figured out mine. I pretty much eat the same thing and I’m mostly good but sometimes I’m not.
Time to get a coloscopy.
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Might be histamine intolerance. Try eating fresher food for a few weeks to check
It’s not just about freshness, though. Some foods simply contain or release more histamine than others (red wine, shellfish, fermented foods, etc).
This will be me when it finally gets me, I can’t kick the dairy.
So just stop? Especially for the poor exploited cows.
Dairy is currently free game imo. So much dairy is produced in the breeding of new generations of cows that much of it needs to be creatively disposed of. If you want to affect cows, just focus on cheap meat and ending meat subsidies. Without subsidies, consumption will drop. No one’s willing to pay full price for beef, so demand inherently shrinks.
I remember a girl in school who said we need to eat all the pigs because where should they all live in this world
To be fair, pigs get scary dangerous when they’re feral.
Or you know stop killing innocent beings and stop animal exploitation.
stop killing innocent beings
Indulge me for a second. You’re talking about an extinction event on the same scale as the Yucatán. Are you genuinely for the complete cessation of meat consumption?
When there are alternatives, yes. For most people in the Western world they have alternatives.
That’s an interesting, but completely unreachable goal with such enormous ramifications that I can’t find myself interested in exploring it, personally. Cutting subsidies reduces household costs via capitalism and alienates voting blocs, but societal veganism is a bit too big for me to consider
Yes.
That’s an interesting, but completely unreachable goal with such enormous ramifications that I can’t find myself interested in exploring it, personally. Cutting subsidies reduces household costs via capitalism and alienates voting blocs, but societal veganism is a bit too big for me to consider. Good luck with it
