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slothrop @lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

delivering sound advice

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delivering sound advice

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slothrop @lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • Slovene85@sh.itjust.works
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    24 hours ago

    Confuse it even more by eating human liver. With some fava beans. And a nice Chianti.

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      23 hours ago

      ftftftftft

    • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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      20 hours ago


      Or a nice chilled Fresca. Wait… wrong franchise.

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        Wrong? No.

    • tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      18 hours ago

      What about some kidney beans?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    If liver can regenerate, why aren’t we able to have infinite liver? 🤔

    • Otter@lemmy.ca
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      Serious answer on a non serious post: scar tissue

      A temporary injury is recoverable, but persistent injury causes the liver to lay down scar tissue. Eventually that scar tissue will limit the liver’s ability to do work

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cirrhosis

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    • Kierunkowy74@lemmy.zip
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      Because there is a finite amount of alcohol during any time

  • GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world
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  • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
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    Nah, it just gets a twofer - hits the one you ate first, then your own. Like the beer didn’t have a big enough head, now it thinks it’s special because double-dipping.

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