How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door

Is that lemonfred?

No, no I can’t.

Wait, you mean, we live in space?

Caught in a landslide?

Is exactly what the American people should be doing

Depending on what you meant by “very easily impressed with basic factual statements” it could go either way. I’m an adult and I’m happy to admit I don’t know a lot things, sometimes I’ve been stunned that what I believed was totally wrong and all it took was some to give me a basic fact to make me realise.

They do what we all did and start drinking at 14 in a park somewhere

iirc, the reason tigers are black and orange stripey is because deers and whatever else they eat don’t see orange, they see green. This blends the tiger in with the surroundings better.

🤞

I just pinned the new version to the taskbar so I don’t have to mess around with the old version diversion

That’s what the ceiling mirror and magnifying glass are for

I was on the other side of this. Our cat was hit by a car, some woman was crying over him thinking it was her cat. Our cat never came home so hopefully that woman’s cat did.

Going to see them in may. Can confirm.

I’ve seen some that follow other accounts around and comment on everything they post/comment because they’re salty about an argument in another thread. It’s strange to say the least.

Be boring rather than arrogant. If they ask what you did this weekend or what you’re doing later just say nothing really or watching TV and relaxing. Few words answers, when the conversation isn’t flowing naturally they will just think you’re boring and leave you alone.

Obviously this might not work for everyone but it’s worked for me everytime.

Lasagne = cake

I mean, in terms of preserving the timeline and not leaving the tiny chance of fossilised saddles. They brought it with them, why not just take it back too so it’s not even there.

True communism (as I understand it at least) would be good for societies overall. The problem is that every example of communism so far has not been truly communist, they may have turned fascist or into a dictatorship but communism is meant to benefit the community. You give what you can and take what you need.

Communism in itself is hard to put into practice because human nature takes over and people get greedy and/or lazy. A governing power begins to enforce their ideals and hey ho, there goes communism out the window.

I’m not close to an expert on this btw, I’m just voicing my interpretation of it from what little I know.