Didn’t know Gary Larson inspired Junji Ito

Pshh, I’ll care about his opinion once he announced his steam machine competitor called the Epic Mickey.

The flag is a big plus

Infinity was such a joke. They told everyone it was going to have a 10 year support plan despite the gaming coming out unfinished. Master Chief collection is great.

Agreed, they should’ve taken a lesson from the 70s and used shag carpet.

The joke subverting the Thanksgiving football tradition by putting on a nature documentary. The science aspect of the meme would come from a person preferring to watch an enriching nature documentary over college football.

Source: 4 caps of Nyquil I downed in the last 2 hours.

“Why can’t you talk about real issues? My dog is going to get eaten if Joe Biden becomes president.”

Basic communication crumbles after 4 Bud Lights.

Don’t worry they bundled all the email sorting features with the AI. If you disable it they combine your primary, social, and promotion inboxes into one.

Would’ve been perfect if not Fr*nch

Pfft amateur, I break into my local Applbee’s after 2AM and use their POS terminal browser to look at used cars.

Yeah but they’re not very good at it

First they came for the Chokers , And I did not speak out Because I like to breath

Then they came for the Foot fanatics , And I did not speak out Because I was not into feet

Then they came for the thigh highs , And I did not speak out Because I was not into socks

Then they came for the Brazilian cake farts , And there was no one left To speak out for me

It’s one or less a day. You can measure the flocks mood by the amount of eggs being laid a week. On weeks with poor sunlight or chilly weather we’d have less than usual.

Source: 0.45-Caliper Glock handgun.

I worked at a warehouse for a few summers. Most of the dudes made more money selling drugs but did the job so they could pay minimal child support.

That was the main argument for the Epic Games store. They told devs that they can keep the first million dollars earned and then they will only take 12%. The problem was they kept paying devs to be “Epic Exclusive” causing a lot of resentment.

How did the wine not dehydrate them?

Thousands of loads under my belt

300 is almost 20 years old.

Vatican City

A month? Holy hell if it beeps every 60 seconds I’d be going door to door. I’m sure other people in the neighborhood would be happy to help.