Donnie just found his new education secretary.

Does a bear shit in the woods?

You’d likely need all kinds of cryptographic keys to get anywhere with that. Tesla is unlikely to ever publish those, even if they go bankrupt.

Trump has already dismantled the American empire. The decline will be rapid and terminal. Even if they returned to sanity tomorrow, the damage cannot be undone any time soon. Nobody is going to trust the US again in our lifetimes.

Pro tip: just wait for a bit.

I’d buy one if Musk was ousted. Despite what the internet would have you believe, they’re pretty decent cars and there’s still not really a lot of competition if you look at it dollar for dollar. But as long as Musk had any say in the company I absolutely wouldn’t buy one.

How can people write such bullshit? Trump’s mental illness has been on full display for over a decade now. How can anybody watch this guy ramble incoherently for just a few minutes and not conclude that he is completely insane? I’m so sick of the mental acrobatics people keep performing to sanewash him.

Stop victim blaming. There’s no way that ostrich consented to having sex with a lizard.

When I was a kid, they had developed the oral variant already. I still remember my mom taking me to a place where I had to eat a lump of sugar a couple of times. I didn’t complain even though it tasted a bit odd.

The leopards are having trouble keeping up with all the faces to eat.

From now on all libraries are only allowed to carry the bible, “The Art of the Deal” and “Mein Kampf”.

I sure hope you’re right.

They will do whatever the Führer tells them. It’s naive to assume otherwise. Just look at history.

They had to pay people to be his friends even back then.

Yeah, of course. The way forward is relying on failed gerontocrats.

If you’ve ever trusted any of them you’re naive. That’s what all that stuff with democracy, rule of law, separation of powers and checks and balances is about. You only get power for a limited amount of time with clearly defined conditions and accountability. I know it has never really worked that way in the US but right now they’re even dropping all pretense.

Catching actual terrorists is hard. Much easier to declare everybody you don’t like to be terrorists and put them in concentration camps.

Yes, do donate to FOSS projects. At least that money will go to people who do the actual work and not to pad corporate profits.

Someone is waiting for his government assigned econowife.

Keeping people in debt is one of the major mechanisms for redistributing wealth from the poor to the rich. Student loans, payday loans, rent to own, medical debt etc. And now loans for takeaway. I’m sure they’re already working on ways to charge for the air you breathe.