This one happened to me once when I was a kid. I was like “what’s a super salad?” My sister thought it was funny as hell.

I’m from Chicago and I’ve never been to NYC. From what I’ve heard about bodegas however, the difference seems to be that a bodega requires a cat.

I had one big spaceship, a big blue one from the old school space series. I looked it up and it’s like $2,000 something dollars now. I don’t remember if I had the pirate ship in the OP. I had a bunch of them though.

Even more annoying is when some of those games were garbage but they ended up being turned into phone microtransaction hell or overpriced Steam games anyway.

Maybe you don’t want to set the world on fire, but I’ve got 87 mini nukes and I ran out of coffee yesterday.

Rejected? My dude, there’s no rejections, just the dead silence of being ignored.

Because a pedophile needed a distraction.

That “mistakenly” is such a lie.

Dating bugs? In this economy?

I’m not afraid to say it - Charlie Kirk laughed and I’m glad. Good riddance. My only problem with it is that it made him a martyr. Better that these shitheads die of natural causes.

I remember mocking NFTs. The stupid things only ever had one single legitimate use case - helping ensure that artists got fucking paid for their work - and was obliterated almost immediately by the second dumbest bubble ever.

That’s because this man likes women not girls. Also drugs. Just so much drugs.

That’s not contextually correct. If I hail a taxi and it’s dirty I don’t say “I need to wash my taxi.” I would say “this taxi needs to be washed” or similar."

So they have software that sometimes decides to lobotomize itself? Am I interpreting that right?

I realized a long time ago that everything is new to somebody, so reposts that aren’t just like machine gun level are perfectly fine.

This has been my go-to answer for years now. Eggs existed before chickens did. You could say they Eggsisted first.

Urine for a bad time.

They missed the key word “my” in the beginning there lol

You forgot to tell it that it’s not a quantum car wash.

Chicago style Pizza. It’s almost never made in my own country much less anywhere else.