Saw a Fallout 4 mod that would do this and immediately imagined my PC on fire.

I gave up part way through season 6

I think you skipped past the whole “billionaires” part in your hurry to blame an entire country. This is just more class warfare

They can and have run out of those stickers.

Standing desk squad got beef yo

I put together 8 IKEA cabinets in the last 2 weeks. After stepping on two of these, I found the willpower to trash the extras and those in my stash. Tossed over a dozen of them.

I found that they never updated my addres. Would probably deny me

It’s the same strategy of randomly firing off a gun in a neighborhood you want to buy a house in.

… 'Merica?

I found a 2 inch scorpion in my shorts last year. Glad he wasn’t a whopper like that big boy

Because I’m lazy and clumsy.

New to Capitalism?

Texas is red because of gerrymandering and rural areas. It’s probably closer to purple if Republicans would stop fucking everything up

They’re mammals too

This was a good one. So bad my child snapped and tried to choke me.

Abolish is the nice way of fixing things.

Online portal says no payment available.

Mohela, federal loan

The provider shows a $0 balance because it’s “Not available for repayment” which blocks me from making a payment. It’s a government loan, which may be why

Obligatory fuck Trump and fuck Hegseth

Save yourself literally a year of watching the show