“No you.”

You’re gorram right.

Could’ve been worse. Could’ve been a shooting game.

These fall under the category of “Half-baked Idea”. This includes any idea that obviously hasn’t been thought all the way through. Half-baked ideas can range from the absurd (e.g. “The Earth is flat.”), to the benignly optimistic (e.g. “Everything works out for the best.”)

Can we reuse the one from Liz Truss?

Garfield has been mailing kittens again.