Going back to real young, no one calls their ass a “heinie” anymore.

That’s a good point. I haven’t actually used it in a while. But, my thought on it was if I do it at that specific time and in the hope that others do the same, it sends a message.

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I’m deleting my account the day before they implement this.

On to the next one, then.

Wow, of all the wrong things he that have been said in memes, this is one of them.

When I was very young, maybe 7 or 8, my parents took me to Rancocas Nature center in Westhampton, NJ. There was a jar full of tiny, rubber dinosaur figurines in bright neon colors because it was the 80s. I asked my parents if I could get one, but they said no (we had very little money). Well, the ranger manning the shop held up a little orange ankylosaurus and said if I could name it, I could keep it. Well, grade school me was like, “Game on, motherfucker! It’s my time to shine!” I wound up winning 4 of them before the ranger said he might get in trouble if we kept on going. I don’t remember what the other three were, but that neon orange ankylosaurus was my favorite toy for a very long time!

I hope that ranger is having a great life!

Pineapple

Bah!

Oh, that’s a good one!

We are actually watching Brooklyn 99 right now!

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Relationship mechanics. If I give someone a pumpkin twice a week, they’re just going to be confused and pissed.

The sea anemone has developed a very novel method of guarding its ballsack.

Oh, come the fuck on…

Ah, the 70s. Where all haircuts made you look like a TV pastor or a pervert. Then, in the 80s we realized they were the same thing.

When you can hear each others same jokes for the umpteenth time and still laugh.

I can’t be the only person who first read “Fuckwhale”

Came here for this.

Here at the GOP, we just want to control you and fuck your children.