“Yeah, makes sense. You know how hard it is to draw a perfect circle? How about you try it then, asshole? Didn’t think so. Now pay up!!”

• Canva sales team, probably

Yeah, that fucking rocked.

Double entendre: “eu” means “me” in Portuguese

They should brand it “omg gmo grapefruit”

Everyone knows the sun’s core makes vitamin D

Not even for the lulz?

They should get Florida too just so there’s this flipped symmetry kind of thing similar to the US + Alaska

I feel like it’s just boomers at this point