I mean, clearly the underwear is worn like the left and the pants like the right.

It’s broken clocks.

If we want renewable energy we should attach some kind of turbine to Carl. He must be spinning at a pretty good clip right about now.

Good money is on stupid.

Bad for america, bad for the world.

You are explicitly defending him. And putting in time and effort to do so.

Great, up until they start eating the plastic that we’re still using for stuff.

Always could.

As per usual, fuck nintendo.

I wish I could be outraged. I really do.

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We’ve got an optimist over here!

6 dudes with no water for a week would be pretty easy to take on.

Seems like Guinea could set up some sort of diversion to the sea within their own territory and then hold all the water hostage over the other countries.

You know, if they were run by Nestle or something.

Can we start putting quotes around the word christians when they so clearly don’t give the slightest bit of a fuck about the teachings of christ?

Hold on to your butts, there’s a wave of dipshits on their way to say “BuT a CoNsOlE iS sPeCiFiCalLy MaDe To PlAy ThEsE gAmEs!1!1!”

Don’t answer this you fools!

Being original is hard.

Also it’s a fucking console in a universe where PCs exist.

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