You think things will change?

Worst case scenario for ticket master is they have to pay a fine.

Ok, so they pay 1 million dollars, and…that’s it. Everything continues as it has.

And in other news…duh. The sky is grey. The grass is brownish green. The waters full of plastic.

All you’re doing is stating obvious facts that everybody knows which are depressing.

I am shocked. SHOCKED I say.

…not that shocked actually.

Where do wookies fall into all this?

I never cared much for the pillsburry dough boy after he went on The Tonight Show with Johney Carson.

He just started saluting his arm and chanting:

WHITE FLOUR!!!

WHITE FLOUR!!!

WHITE FLOUR!!!

Never could get past the racism with him…

I might actually buy it if it has that.

It only costs 6 arms and 12 legs. Just go out there and start chopping limbs!

…strange that Sony structured their pricing model that way.

Hell, at this point, I don’t even see that as absurdist humor. It might be very real.

Probably the same ones who ate my neighbors! Now they want more…

I don’t even understand linux as it is. Now you’re telling me there’s zombies in my linux??? But zombies ate my neighbors!

a dick in my hand is super fucking hot.

He says, as he has a profile pic of Andre the giant. Who’s dick was said to be bigger than some peoples arms…

sees username

Oh…

And will be available for about 2 hours before ram shortages forces them to cancel all orders.

Because you touch yourself at night!

In 1987 I would be more confused by the concept of a phone costing money AT ALL, let alone asking why the fuck it costs $800.

Remember, in 1987, car phones were starting to become a thing, cell phones were either not yet invented, or just barely invented. Either way, only businessmen had them, and only because they needed them for work.

99% of people had only a landline. And you didn’t buy it. It was provided by your telephone company.

So the idea of a phone costing $800 would be crazy talk.

Back in the 1980s the idea of being gay was NOT something that was openly accepted in America. You could be attacked, or worse, if the right crowd decided you needed to pay for your lifestyle.

Around this same time, Reagan had completely changed how prisons were funded. Before, it mostly came out of the pockets of the government. And after Reagan, we got what we have now. Prisons for profit.

Which meant conditions went way down, almost overnight, and prison populations started to boom. Because before, prisoners were a burden on tax dollars. If you arrested someone for jaywalking, you now had to convince a judge why a jaywalker belonged in prison.

But now, with megacorporations footing the bill, the expansions of the prison systems could explode. If you paid for prisons to be built and you made profit on each prisoner, you wanted them full.

Which meant…THE WAR ON DRUGS!

So, now you have massive populations of prisoners, all being held for crimes that shouldn’t carry a long sentence, and in many cases, never even happened.

What this meant is, these prisons became almost a community among the prisoners. And as such, you inevitably had gay prisoners.

So to signal to the other prisoners that you were gay, and wanted to get fucked in the ass, you’d wear your pants a little loose, and a little low. The look became known as “sagging”. And for about 10 years, nobody outside of prisons knew about it.

Then the 90s came, and these prisoners started getting released. And they continued sagging outside of prison, even though it no longer carried the same weight. It just became a fashion sense among urban communities without a trace of its former meaning.

So when I see this picture…it’s like…TOO on the nose. Thats not pants sagging, that’s pants dropping. The ironic thing is, if you told him that look signaled him as the bitch of the group, he’d probably be very angry. Especially since in the 90s being gay STILL wasn’t socially acceptable.

Ok. Here’s the thing. I don’t know how linux works. I don’t know what systemd is. All I know is that all around the world we got clowns who know less about linux than I do trying to dictate the entire worldwide internet to cater to their specific geographical location, regardless of where the user is.

Then I hear systemd is openly trying to bow at the knee before these laws are even in effect.

And yes, the current system is you as a user inputting your birthday with zero verification.

But the gov of california has already said that before these laws go into effect they’ll be looking for stricter laws with checks in place. These systems are not in place now. Nor do they even know what they will turn out to be.

When asked about this, the gov said “We’re working on it.”

Then systemd comes along, ready to bend all of linux to their whims. So I put two and two together and decided this whole thing is pissing me off.

Why does she look like what would happen if Alicia Silverstone had been cast as Racheal on Friends, and this is like season 15.

Too fast??? It was started in like 1992. It’s been the slowest growth I’ve ever seen! I hadn’t even heard of it until 2006!

American here. I vote for you for president.

Yeah, I don’t even know your name, but…well look what we got now. You’ve already shown in that one post, that you’ll be a better leader than anything else we have going today. I’ll take the risk. How could it possibly be any worse, ya know?

Me: terminally paranoid

Uhhhhhh, people want to share their love with me??? No. That sounds suspicious as hell. It’s a trap. What’s their endgame? I know they aren’t after me lucky charms, because that cereal is disgusting, so I never buy it.

Still…these “people” sound demented in the head.