It’s because we were all F’d during the pandemic

The dementiate is always the last to know

This excludes people who care for those folks, who used to be able to get the vaccine so they didn’t expose them. Because the protection isn’t 100%

The dementia is obvious

Guess your job doesn’t involve saving the lives of hundreds of pregnant women and their babies. I guess if everything you’ve done over the past 10 years was ripped out and thrown away it would destroy nothing of value and you wouldn’t care. And if we hired a bunch of goons to attack you every time you were online and threaten you in person it would have no affect on your mental health. But she did, it was, and it did for her.

The judge should have them locked up for perjury, but would it change anything?

Tell your wife the situation beforehand, because it’s possible the girl will tell lies in retaliation for her hurt feelings. If she’s been crushing on you the scenarios are already in her head, she won’t even have to make them up. Stay calm and remember you’re the adults.

Yes. Yes we did.

HSR instead of thousands of cars? And defending lives and homes threatened by wildfires? Both seem climate-change-related to me

Oof, thank you for this mnemonic because I need to remember the word for this description of myself.

Also I hate you.

What about when it finds something you’ve been giving women for years has been causing people to try and sometimes succeed in committing suicide?

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6193788/

And on a lesser scale it was a common experience in women’s dorms for a woman who got a boyfriend would go on bc, which would make her into such a mess (Mood swings, anxiety, depression and don’t forget weight gain and acne!) that the relationship would fall apart.

They always say, “it’s better than childbirth,” and it is, but does that have to be the bar? We don’t judge anything for men with “well, it’s better than childbirth.” We try to find ways to make it as painless as possible.

Which is why this is so overdue and appreciated.

My husband is quadriplegic, has been our whole marriage, so travel has been very difficult, and as we’ve gotten older (that toddler’s 30 now) it’s pretty much impossible. I agree with your point though, too many people put off traveling for retirement and then realize they’re not able to enjoy it.

Oh fuck, “so long as there is funding for the arts,” seems very precarious right now.

Would you take the job if offered, knowing you’d need to restrict your cannabis use on workdays so you’re not driving high? If so, why not go for the interview with the same number of hours post-toke as you’d consider driving for the job? If you pass you pass, and if not, maybe a driving-around job is not a good fit for you. If it’s not legal, scrap the whole plan, you don’t need to be courting legal trouble.

I think you got autoincorrected from “deployable”

A red bandana napkin!

Well I will agree with you in principle, and stick to showers at home. The most enjoyable bath of my life was when I was about 8 months pregnant and we took a weekend at a very swanky hotel, our room had such a big closet our toddler set up the foldout bed in it as her own room. The bathtub was enormous, the hot water constant, the suds delightful, and I floated blissfully free of gravity. And yes, being able to just drain and rinse and refill so the toddler could swim in it, and know someone else would clean it for pay was a big part of the enjoyment.

Brilliant. Now help me figure out how to relax in the tub without thinking about how I’m going to have to clean the tub when I get out

Fewer letters made room to use a larger type-size and still fit on one line. I don’t know, but maybe the comma only needed a half space, & the ampersand needed a whole? They are cuter though.

I’m sure some meticulous German has calculated which letters are use most frequently, I wonder what “name” it would spell?

Twist my arm. Okay fine we’ll build a fort and eat noodles with chocolate sauce in it.