Listen, there’s room in SQL for more than one input sanitization joke.

The tech worker pipeline:

help desk > sysadmin > CISO > goat farmer

Per Wikipedia since 2022, due to involvement with trafficking oil for the IRGC.

Officially, “the IRGC’s constitutional mandate is to ensure the integrity of the Islamic Republic.” Functionally this means that they act as a religious oppression/enforcement group within Iran (think Spanish Inquisition, but Islamist uniformed military), and externally they are basically a state-sponsored terrorist organization.

Venezuela has been doing business with them for a long time.

The US’s behavior in these matters under Trump has been reprehensible, but there is also a lot more context to all of this than “US bad, Venezuela good”.

Employment is a Democrat hoax.

It’s OK as long as he’s attractive. Or rich. Or both.

Yeah, at this point Cloudflare should just trademark network outages.

The invisible IT department is right next to the shadow IT department.

Next week they’re both being outsourced.

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me.

That’s boinking.

No Oddjob.

but did you ever play 4-player Mariokart64 on a…

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…move fast and break things?

To be fair, they’ve been doing mobile surveillance for a long time.

Help me, stepsister…

so much pain

So are washing machines, apparently.

How is internal company employment policy within the FCC’s jurisdiction?

…states’ rights?