What a terrible day to be literate.

Hear me out, arm them with muskets. A gun line of Pre-K red coats would deter most potential shooters, but individually the muskets are unwieldy and hard to reload, and thus less dangerous overall to the other students.

*will break

Do you guys have trump zero?

Hear me out here, turn Puerto Rico into a state and combine both north and south Dakota into a new state called “One big Dakota”. We wouldn’t even need to change the flag, and the population of one big Dakota might break 5 digits.

Hey, there could be Hamas tunnels under those journalists!

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

Plus I’m fairly certain he ate my son, which is a major bummer.

Thanks, I hate it

Honestly I’d say the books are better. I really enjoyed the show, but the books are really great

Ah shit, you got me. That front stone wheel alone probably weighs as much as a modern sedan.

“Black, bitter, and preferably fair trade.”

That is painfully untrue. Check out this video of an old Bel Air vs an 09 Malibu. Both cars get fucked up, but only one of those drivers has any chance of walking away from the accident, and it’s sure as fuck not the one in the classic. https://youtube.com/watch?v=fPF4fBGNK0U&si=zJ7tDE4RrMWlaCOt

Where the hell have you been living? When I was renting the rates increased at least yearly, if not more often.

Man, someone needs to create an index fund which just follows their moves. If we’re not going to punish obvious corruption we might as well get something out of it.

Listen, I’ve got a yeast allergy thing okay…

There were Hamas tunnels under those {insert object/town/refugee}

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Holy shit, they took the whole house? That’s impressive!