I had a copy of Giant Robot and Electric Tears back in the day and was thinking maybe there was a third album I was missing…

Single digits for sure. I’ll be okay from -9 to +9, but I don’t really see a solution to a 999°F heatwave

But it’s critically necessary for functionality.

Got a question? Google it an boom there’s an AI summary for you. Now you’re engaged in scrolling past the dubious response and the sponsored links before you can get to the results you want.

It’s called ‘enhancing the user experience’. It was tedious to ignore the paid ads where you were likely to be misled for profit, but now it’s enhanced tedium where you’re likely to be misled for no fucking reason.

Move over, Conan. I have a new favorite “the Destroyer”

Voting for government is not “who do you think should be in charge” it’s “these are your options now”. Your time to change those options is way way before the election.

Not voting is voting “ehh, just whoever everyone else thinks.”

Abstaining isn’t the big brain move you think it is.

CAPITAL LETTERS ARE MORE POWERFUL THAN THE LESSER LOWER CASE. PHIL, LINGUIST

A handy guide to America:

Wearing a mask to prevent the spread of infection during a global pandemic? It’s an excuse to hide your face, you literally cannot breate through it, and it’s a symbol of leftist fascism.

Wearing a mask literally to hide your identity so you can physically accost and abduct anyone under the pretense of ‘immigration authority’ with zero need for due process so there are no repercussions when you are wrong? That’s protecting your country.

Uh, apartments are small and house parents with their children… aka a nuclear family. So, checkmate, library.

/s (jesus christ it’s depressing that’s necessary)

oh goodness, no

I think it could be dangerous given the limited scientific literacy of the general public.

I can imagine a slew of issues where people treat it like fat/calories and assume lower is “better”, or where other people think it’s like a vitamin and high is “better”.

I think 95% of people wouldn’t look, but that last 5% would be a mix of people that use it to their benefit as you suggest and people that misuse it as I cynically assume.

Counterpoint: look at those hands. Maybe they just weren’t great at some things.

I’d believe they mastered lighting and painting techniques over accurate physical representation more than “Jesus was a perfect middle aged nippleless man with fucked up hands and that’s represented perfectly here”

Weird, I wish he was homeless too!

People don’t live in shared dwelling residences because they thought they’d really enjoy sharing walls…

Exactly this. A detailed log and evidence is important.

Also, talk to your other neighbours and see if they have, or would report it.

As it is, resident B has 2 noise complaints in 8 months from resident A. Without evidence of all the rest of it, this fits all sorts of scenarios. People make malicious complaints all the time and the authorities (rightfully) shouldn’t just take your word for it that there’s a long history.

Always have receipts

Asking the bank for money would ruin the whole burgling industry which generates around a half a billion dollars annually.

I think you should consult a dermatologist.

Fun fact! The kid in the MAGA hat is in a concentration camp.

(I have zero idea who either of these people are, but I think the odds I’m still correct are in my favour)

“The lord has given unto you these 15 —”

crash

“… 10 commandments!”

You must know the sting of the blade to prepare thyself for the sting of the bee.

Oh fuck, that makes so much more sense!

I was like “What? What do they do with their noise tongue? What are they and what are they doing with them? I need answers!”