He, she, it, I, we, you, they.

A half of a sandwich with a few bites taken out of it.

You seem to be treating everyone, including yourself, with respect. I can’t think of anything that is kinder. This sounds like a hard thing not the wrong thing to do.

You are a very kind and sensitive person.

Do you think that there’s sleeping quarters in the tip?

In Pennsylvania it’s called the Hershey squirts.

If you go to settings, comments then style… Could this be the thing?

I thought that was his leg and that he was pulling his head out of his ass to look around.

I’ve heard stories about poor people eating their shoes. You should try it for dinner. You never know it might be delicious.

Eggs are going to stick to that.

Every girl’s crazy about a sharp dressed man= every girl’s crazy about his shotgun hair.

Yes, there is such a thing as a vaginal prolapse but… That thing is really hooked in there! And no I am not Dwight.

If I pick up something that is too heavy my uterus will fall out.

Teriyucky flavored!

I was not positive about what Mean Temperature referred to exactly. Thank you for your help.

The mean temperature of the earth is 59°(15°C). This is from NASA Science Solar System Temperatures. I don’t know if this answers your question but I gave it a shot.

I am still using a comb that I got in high school in 1980.

The rapture

Half past a monkeys ass a quarter to his beans.

My father remembers this incident. I won’t rule out the possibility that the second time was a dream. I have thought about this off an on in my life and I don’t have any answers. Maybe the whole thing was a dream. It was so long ago that I just can’t be sure.