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  • RedCarCastle@aussie.zonetoAustralia@aussie.zoneFriday Night
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    11 days ago

    Watching some nonsense kids video on YouTube, while my 2yo, who’s not watching the video, trashs the house. But god help me if i put something on that i want to watch he’s just gonna come over and say car,car,car,car,car,car,wheel,carcarcar til i put his show back on, so here i am watching nonsense














  • I probably won’t watch the video later, but my funny story is once I was walking home from the pub, quite intoxicated, and one was in the middle of the road, it ran away but only about 1m up a tree, so I thought hmm this little larrikin seems friendly enough il go for a little pat, slowly approached, he didn’t move, reached out, he didn’t move, got to about half a hand away from his head, then the little cunt bit me right on the finger tip, I yelled, he flew up the tree, I continued my way home cursing him and his attitude, by the time I’d got home I had realised that I was in the wrong, he in fact was a wild animal and I’d disobey the rule of don’t stick your fingers where you wouldn’t stick your dick.