“No thoughts, head is water” sounds a very appealing way of life.

Lemmygrad

America is big and it doesn’t have high-speed rail, so if you need to go to a different state the only options are flying or driving for 56 hours.

Oh shit oh fuck

Sometimes it feels like I’m the only motherfucker on the internet that doesn’t want humanity to die off.

What’s wrong with y’all?

That’s hardly comforting. I don’t want 90% of people to die and civilization to collapse. Can’t we just guillotine the rich and explore the galaxy?

Because the system is specifically designed to prevent that from happening.

the result is that you unfortunately don’t bite the hand that feeds you.

*the hand that steals 99.9% of the value you create and leaves you with a few crumbs.

Snoopy!

Why that damn bullet had to hit the firefighter instead?

I’m so fucking tired.

ADHD?

Neither leader would have any actual skin in the game, it’s just people’s lives that would never contribute in another meaningful way to their power.

Cold War 2: now with more stupid!

In the lib’s mind, protesting is not a tool, it’s the goal on itself. Just show up, wave a little flag and the bad guys will magically change their mind like it’s a fucking movie.

It’s all performative actions.

If one tribe is bad, the other one must automatically be the good one.

There can never be such a thing as TWO bad tribes fighting each other.

Being trans sucks, like being left-handed in a world for right-handed people does.

There is nothing inherently wrong with it, the problem is all the people trying to police your body.

Any day now…

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Donald declares war on Canada.

compared it to our teenager’s high school bullshit level feuds.

Pretty accurate, these losers never mentally matured past the age of 14.

*Gnomo